It's come to my attention that some people took my 'stuck in an elevator' post seriously:

I WAS stuck in an elevator for 15 minutes with Mary. We DID crack jokes about the BUZZZZ. The security guard who opened the doors WAS like the incredible Hulk....However, the cast of Full House DID NOT deliver a baby. In fact, Bob Saget, the Olsen twins, John Stamos and a pregnant lady WERE NOT even in the elevator. That part was a parody of 80s sitcom cliches. You know, every show back then had someone either giving birth while stuck in an elevator or in a Taxi cab. I'll be more clear in the future when I'm joking, hehehe :)