Thursday, April 27, 2006
*num*num* King ringworm-free Hartman here filling in for the human. *num*num*Just polished off a big Whopper with cheese *num*num*.
The human is going out of town in a few minutes for...whatever it is the human does with the big camera thing. So I am going to judge the winner of the 'Name That Baby! and While You're at it, Name That Dog!' contest. I have carefully reviewed the 52 million entries we have received. Yes, it's true, we got more votes than American Idol. I have narrowed it down to 3 finalists:
Anonymous: Baby Angela, Dog Tiny
bluedog photog: Baby Seven, Dog Snowball
ftojrlst: Baby Danny, Dog Slick
This is your final 3, folks. Who will name a baby human and a puppy? Find out after these messages!
Tivo: budoop, budoop, budoop! FFWD. Beedoop.
And we're back. Anonymous, I like your style. Kissing up to who you thought would be the judge by naming the human after MY human. Guess what buddy, SHE ISN'T JUDGING, I AM! I meant it when I said I admire your smarts with the whole 'Angela thing'. Problem is, I'm a bit self conscious about my size. I, too, am tiny. I am opposed to the name Tiny-- therefore you--are going home tonight.
Now we have two, left. ftojrlst, I'm have news for you. I'M A BIG FAN OF SEINFELD! CONGRATS BLUEDOG PHOTOG! Aaron and Kim's baby will be named "Seven" and the dog is "Snowball"! You win:
uhm.... nothing really. you can have my BK french fries. I don't likem.